Brilliant!

Just found this Neil Shakespeare post an hour or so ago.

BAGHDAD, Iraq, March 26 — The bodies of 30 beheaded men were found on a main highway near Baquba this evening, providing more evidence that the death squads in Iraq are becoming out of control.
You see?! That's editorializing! Just because 30 more beheaded bodies were found doesn't necessarily mean that "the death squads are becoming out of control"! For heavenssakes! That's what death squads do! They 'death' people! Far from being "out of control", I would say that success points to efficiency, and that they are rather "in control" of what they do! But you don't hear the news media reporting on the success rates of Iraqi Death Squads, do you? No, you don't!

But that's enough! You get my point, I think.
Seems the Media is right about something anyhow: Miss a day, miss a lot.

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  1. They should've reported the *good news* there --

    The good news being they *only* found 30 -- the *death people* -- (would laugh if it weren't so horrifit) could've killed 35 or more! But, they didn't -- they only killed 30!

    There's always a silver lining and the MSM should be reporting it!

    :)

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  2. RAmen m'Ladies!

    But I'll have more on that tomorrow. Now 'tis past me bedtime.

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  3. For heavenssakes! That's what death squads do! They 'death' people! Far from being "out of control", I would say that success points to efficiency...

    Eeeewwwwww! But hey, you can't argue with logic like this.

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  4. And there's more proof of the efficiency of the death squads coming out of there today! But take heart! The suicide bombers are striking back with equal ruthless efficiency! (Thanks for the link, dude.)

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  5. Methinks you purpously misunderstand for comic effect.

    The deathsquads are becoming out of the control of the authorities. Evidently it means that it is the authorities that are out of control.
    They are like a disease or a disaster "vCJD is spiralling out of control" er...

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  6. "vCJD is spiralling out of control"

    I refuse to believe that. At least, not until W starts foamin' at the mouth, stumbles onto Cheney's lap and starts nippin' at his nipples.

    Then I'll not be able to help being terror-fied ('stead of just concerned) for my Bushie brother as well.

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