Help Wanted: School Chef
Must be inordinately "well endowed" and have "special way" with both women and children.
Other requirements and qualifications include:
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Regardless of this little tiff, I still think Isaac Hayes' role as Chef has earned him a spot in TV's Hall of Fame.
For whatever that's worth... {-;
Other requirements and qualifications include:
- Basso or baritone vocal ability
- Ability to create relevat song lyrics on the spot for any eventuality
- Must be comfortable with racism and homophobia
- Desired salary should be in diametric opposition to personal "endowment"
- Tolerance for satire must be evenly distributed apropot of all religious beliefs
South Park Board of EducationScientologists or other Perverts need not apply.
Attn: Human Resources Dept
South Park, CO USA
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Regardless of this little tiff, I still think Isaac Hayes' role as Chef has earned him a spot in TV's Hall of Fame.
For whatever that's worth... {-;
I'll miss Chef. He helped make that show so good.
ReplyDeleteThe guys that make it are weird though. A couple years ago my sister-in-law had a thing going with Tres (think that's his name). He gave her the green light and told her friend he loved her, but he was really just playing with her head with his girlfriend (she's African-American) right there. Trippy people, but wish Chef was staying. Don't blame him, though.
His voice has been my default. Everyday I hear "Where you been, baby? You got mail."
Oh you know it that the creators of SP have got to be weird! lol!
ReplyDeleteSo many of the folks whose stuff I dig are utterly nuts IMO. Not all of 'em by a long shot, but a lot. Orson Scott Card, an IDist nutter, but an absolutely brilliant SF author, comes immediately to mind.
And yah, Chef sho gonna be hard to replace. {shakin'head} Who knows... maybe this is just a Pub Stunt by the show. One can hope.