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Alt Title: In Coulter We Trust

Very strange how I got this but I was grossin' out and laughin' my ass off so who really cares? {-;

Thanks K-Wu! Who-where-ever you are!

On an even twistier side, this Legitimate SPAM puts a new spin on a classic Request-for-assistance-moving-hijacked-loot-outta-teh-desert!

Enjoy. Especially if you've already deleted your own invitation to Share Teh Booty!

(straight copy/paste)
This mail will definitely be coming to you as a surprise,but i
must crave your indulgence to introduce myself to you. I am Capt. Chris
Carter , an american soldier, currently serving in the third infantry
division in Iraq. I am currently in Kuwait on duty break. I and my partner,
secretly moved some abandoned cash in a mansion belonging to the former
president, Saddam Husein and the total cash is 25million USD.

As I write this letter to you, this box is here with me in cash as I
secretly moved it out of Iraq to Kuwait. You do not have to be afraid of
anything as no one else knows about this and everything is safe. I would be
pleased and grateful to you if you could assist us in receiving this box for
us on your behalf as I will be heading back soon to camp in Iraq to join my
collegues. Of course, I will give you some money for your efforts.

We have limited time now, kindly get back to me immediately. Moving the
funds out of here is not going to be much of a problem as arrangements are
being made towards that. All I want from you is your trust and assurance
that if the box gets to you, you can keep it in a safe place
until our arrival. Please get back to me as your response will determine our
subsequent corresspondence. Please do not expose us and for security reasons
and do not to reveal this deal to any third party to avoid jeopardize this
transaction and my position, please treat this matter
as urgent as possible.
In God we trust,
Capt. Chris Carter


  1. Oh dear. In retrospect I should not have been surprised but *shakes head sadly*

  2. LOL, I bet he's got a cousin who's an exiled king with a huge fortune from some tiny African principality too.

  3. The Ann Coulter piece is funny and true! As for holding cash for Capt Chris, we should direct him to Halliburton. I understand they got the no bid contract to hold all cash found in the dessert.

  4. Coulter... ugh.

    Don't forget Kellog,Brown&Root... I'm sure they've got some lovely hidey-holes as well to store valuables until they can be restored to their "rightful owners"...


  5. "she sleeps on a cot in the hallway"

    lol - I thought her cot was in Hannity's office!

  6. Adorable GirlfriendMarch 13, 2007 3:00 PM

    Ann C.? Even talking about her or making fun or her makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.

  7. Heheh... Y'all rock.


  8. Hey! That weren't no Nony!

    'Twas me! Ummm.. the last comment. Not in the wig.


  9. Adorable GirlfriendMarch 14, 2007 3:47 PM

    Posting as anon -- we're on to you, buddy!

  10. That is great! I am currently reading Al Franklin's "Liars......" and he tears Coulter every which way but loose.

  11. She may sleep on a cot in the hallway...but she sleeps in dirt during the day so she can roam the night seeking throats to suck the life out of them...come to think of hasn't done her any good either...she's bloodless.

  12. Now THAT was a great comment!! Kudos to sumo!

    E of wotv

  13. Wish someone was, AG.

    errrmmm... Think I read that wrong. Nevermind.


    ...she's bloodless.


    And I've really gotta get that Franken from the Library...

  14. 25 million dollars! I wonder how big the box is? That "In God We Trust" was a nice touch. He must be reading the money to prove he has it. "i must crave your indulgence to introduce myself to you". Spoken like an American soldier! [snort]

    Anyone got change for a million?


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