... We want people to be screaming in unison from houses across the county, "Work! Work, you cock-sucking piece of shit!! What is wrong with you?!"
And with all those Tax Return dollars just waiting to travel across the globe, this is a gagdet whose time is come.
Umm... Alrighty then.
Who knew The Onion was so in tuned to the pulse of American consumers, or that they produced such hi-quality video spoofs? Nice! It works better on a website than it would as a TV sketch, too.