Die DIE DIEEEEE!!! :-)
*Well here's a nice change 0' pace; I don't feel like I have enough reasons on my own, so Marty Kaplan has provided a few reasons to kill yourself for me.
He even provides a back-door in case you're still not sure it's the right decision for you.
On the upside, we've known for about 2,500 years that democracies are shockingly fragile. In that light, it's a miracle that we still have the Constitution in place to protect us. Oh, wait.
[What a swell guy!]
* Pic is just something I got in an email somewhen.
Yeah, this morning I got the news that Bhutto was killed. I turned on the Today Show and they were doing like, ten minutes of tiger-mauling. A nuclear power in the most volatile region of the world is about to descend into chaos and we need to know if the tiger got out on her own or if someone let her out on purpose? If some right-wing Muslim fundamentalist gets hold of a few atomic bombs that are not being guarded properly becuase the Pakistani army is too busy fending off attacks on the presidential palace, I'll sure be glad to know all that shit about Siberian tigers. Boy, do they have some sharp, sharp teeth.
ReplyDeleteAnd is there any chance that our buddy Musharraf didn't know that his arch enemy was about to be hit? I wonder if he put out the contract himself. Either way what are the chances somebody in our own illegitimate government knew about it in advance?
OK, back to TigerWatch 2007...
Sorry, everybody -- my comment doesn't make sense unless you follow Michael's links...
ReplyDeleteI avoid the news lately, so this is the first I've heard of it. Oh my ... Oh man. What the freakin' hell..? Could Musharraf??? Who, exactly, is it that Bu$h is condemning?
ReplyDeleteYour comment makes perfect sense, Larry. I'm so sorry that it does.
Too funny, I just left a site where they had posted the very words that are on that shirt.
ReplyDeleteHey Now, POP! Merry & Happy to you!
ReplyDeleteWords o' wisdom, ain't they? ;-}
Happy New Year to you and yours! On the upside, we will get a new President-elect in 2008. Hope it's not a damn theocrat. I've learned never to ask "how much worse can it get?"
ReplyDeleteAnyway -- to a better year!
HAPPY 2008!!!
ReplyDeleteI think Larry Jones completely underestimates the Tiger threat we all face.
ReplyDeleteHe's demonstrating such Pre-Tiger thinking.
That t-shirt is GREAT!
You gotta love a bomb guy with a sense of humor.
I just still can't get over Huckabee's christmas message to the world.
ReplyDeleteForget whatever he was talking about (I can't listen anymore aaacchh) he just looked like the evil Mr. Rogers in that red sweater. The evil Mr. Rogers with Joan Crawford eyebrows.
I don't wanna be his neighbor...
Happy Holidays MB! Have a fantastic new year!!!!!
Michael,
ReplyDeleteI hope you and your loved ones have a Happy New Year! and remember, eat plenty of blackeyed peas and greens.
Hey Michael... Just wanted to pop by and wish you a Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteBossy inserts herself right in the middle of this brainy blog to say HAPPY NEW YEAR. (And now she scurries back to her own lowbrow blog where she is stalking a Junior High math teacher.)
ReplyDelete(Great t-shirt)
wHERE CAN i GET THAT T-SHIRT? BEST TO YOU AND YOURS IN THE '08, THE LAST DAYS OF BUSH! YEAAAAAAH!!!!
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