That Bird Don't Fly

I've really nothing personal to pass on here. Just wanted to post some fun and frustratin'.

Maybe more tomorrow.

A Happy Holiday to all y'all U.S. Americans, and good luck on Saturday's Election Day to all my friends Down Under.


John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he
yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, J ohn quickly opened the door to the

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the
bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

(From an email from a friend.)


  1. Thanks for the good luck for our election day, MB. I really don't want to see the Liberal Party re-elected.

    Have a happy Thanksgiving yourself.

  2. You're a sweetheart, MB.

    Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.


  3. I bet G-Dubs water-boarded that turkey before throwing it off the roof of the Whitehouse.

  4. Of course it's Silly, but I got my fingers crossed for ya, Dikki.

    It was alright, BG. And thank you Lady. :)

    LMAO!!! Too bloody likely, eh Cmdt!


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